After being with my partner for over 5 years, we noticed that things in the bedroom had gotten a bit stale. Not bad, mind you, but just a little bit… boring. Wanting to be proactive and start 2024 off on the right foot, we made a resolution to push our boundaries in the bedroom. This included exploring some sexual health products that might help spice things up. I’ll be honest, this was our first foray into vibrators, so we were immediately overwhelmed by all of the options. We quickly decided to focus on more premium products - after all, we’re grown ups. We wanted to invest in ourselves and each other. That decision really narrowed things down and is how we came across MysteryVibe. The brand was created to help keep the ‘mystery’ in the bedroom, especially after major life events like childbirth, menopause, cancer treatment or surgery, and to address sexual health issues like erectile dysfunction and pain during intercourse. (We just assume that they forgot to add “5 year anniversary” to the list.)
We took the quick but thorough quiz offered on their website and based on our answers they recommended the Tenuto 2, which promised the ”ultimate couple climax, over & over again.” Sounded good to us. Full disclosure, in the past year I had experienced a few instances of not being able to stay hard for very long. I had looked at Viagra, but was really turned off by the side effects (no pun intended). The Tenuto promised vibration stimulation to the penis and pelvic floor, which is a proven solution to ED. The device also had great reviews from customers who also struggled with similar issues. So we placed an order and tried to wait patiently.
The order arrived quickly and was really discreet - we weren’t embarrassed about ordering a vibrator but we also didn’t necessarily want to announce it to all the neighbors. We were impressed by the sleek, modern packaging and design. It felt a little bit like unboxing an iPhone.
I’ll be completely honest, when we had gotten the Tenuto out of the box, it was a little intimidating. We weren't quite sure where to put what. But in the name of keeping our resolution, we persevered. Just kidding - after a quick review of the instructions, it became very clear how to use it. The flexible ring can fit almost any penis size and there’s a piece that rests along the perineum. The Tenuto has 4 anatomically placed motors, 16 intensity levels, and 8 preset vibration patterns. So basically stimulation everywhere.
That night we excitedly gave it a try. I got my parts situated properly and switched on one of the preset vibration patterns. Immediately I felt lightning bolts shoot through my body. My penis quickly stood at attention. As my partner and I got down to business, it was clear that she was enjoying the Tenuto as much as I was. MysteryVibe says that their products are designed for “your ultimate erection and your partner’s gratefulness.” And after just a few minutes I could tell that they had indeed achieved this lofty goal.
I won’t go into much more detail here but I’ll just leave you with this. The post-coital reverberations lasted long after the explosive orgasms. We lay trying to recover, and I wondered how we had lived without the Tenuto. And based on the fact that she was trying to catch her breath minutes later, I was confident that my partner was thinking something similar.
Long story short, 2024 is off to a very sexy start. Tenuto has completely changed our sex life. Plus, it’s made a normally dreary time of year much more enjoyable. Rather than focusing on boring resolutions you’ll probably break in a few weeks, why not surprise your significant other with a gift that will make them scream with delight (literally) and a resolution that will take your intimacy to the next level? This vibrator will do just that. MysteryVibe’s Tenuto will bring back the intimacy and excitement to your love life - it makes the perfect couple’s gift for anyone who wants to make 2024 sizzle. You could order it now to give as a Valentine’s Day gift…. But we wouldn’t blame you if you decided to surprise her early and so you can both enjoy the Tenuto all year long. Save 25% on the Tenuto 2 when you shop MysteryVibe's January Sale today!
You (and your partner) can thank me later!